From the Mouths of Babes (And Their Parents)

Things we never thought to hear from our child's mouth (all Sterling, by the way):

5. "That's sexy!" (Doug's fault)

4. "Hey! Don't call me stinky bottoms, I had a bath!"

3. "You're mom's a yo-yo." (Again, Doug)

2. "Oh! ...My monkey fell off!" (His bath towel is a monkey)

1. "Get out Mom...(grunt, grimace) It's sssstinky!"


Things we never thought we'd hear from our own mouths:

5. "Don't put your hands through the neighbor's fence!...Oh, you just want to touch the pokies? Oh, okay."

4. (Spank, spank) "We don't hit!"

3. "Put your bottom away, please."

2. "We don't play with poop!" (The one time this happened, he was carting it around in his tractor trailer. Rather appropriate, considering...)

1. "Stop eating the wall or I'll put you in time out!"