It was plenty over 90° this weekend and we had plans to take the kids to the Farmer's Market on Saturday and let them enjoy the fountains at the new civic center. Friday, Sterling woke and complained that his unmentionables hurt. Believe it or not, this is a common ploy so he can get some yummy grape Tylenol or watermelon Pepto-Bismol tablets (well, usually he complains about his throat, stomach, head, etc), so I ignored him and he seemed fine and didn't complain again until naptime. Finally checking the area and finding it swollen and a bit red, I called the pediatrician and we rushed to his office. He gave him a prescription for some super antibiotic and a topical cream with the assurance that he should be feeling better within a day.
The next morning, it seemed worse so we went back to the pediatrician making sure to load our Farmer's Market gear in the car for when we were done. However, the on-call doctor, after consulting with a specialist, eventually sent us to check in at the children's hospital. My mom met us at the doctors' office to pick up Evie (whom she kept all weekend, bless her) and we went to the hospital. Not a stellar experience, by the way. We much prefer the hospital closer to us, but they gave him an IV of antibiotics and he looked so much better on Sunday they allowed us the choice to go home with a prescription of the same stuff. I am sparing you the gory details and him the embarrassment of which, by the way.
Upon picking up a partial of the prescription (that the doctor assured us everyone would have in stock since it is a fairly old medicine) from the second pharmacy we tried we went home to administer the now-overdue dose. It smelled horrible and tasted worse. We had to physically restrain him, force the syringe into his mouth, plug his nose, and massage his throat to get him to swallow it- and of course bribe him with treats. Not only is it horrible smelling and tasting and terribly expensive, but I am convinced it is making our already very active son extra super hyper-active. 10 day prescription: 3 days down, 7 days to go...
So in the end, I'm convinced we jinxed ourselves by not only having a very nice weekend in May, but by actually planning to have a family outing on Saturday instead of working and by packing our car for the Farmer's Market on the way to the doctors'. The most expensive weekend we've had for a while and Doug got to spend it inside a hospital on an awful bed, I got to make the 30min drive back and forth several times to visit and bring supplies, my mom got to watch Evie, and Sterling got poked, prodded, and pretty much violated all weekend. A great family vacation- I highly recommend it.
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Food-to-order, beds that roll and have buttons, his own TV with remote, cute nurses. Sterling actually didn't want to leave the hospital.

Sterling thoroughly embarrassed the Urologist by following him around taking his picture a million times- essentially behaving like a Paparazzo.
Ah yes! Adjustable beds- and the nurses encouraged him.
