Oh, my dear, long-lost blog friends- I return. 'Life is right again,' you say? Thank you, I know.
It has been an unusual month or two of limited blogging and Facebooking for me, and I have to say- I sort of enjoyed it. I like keeping in touch, especially through the "superficial" mediums that the internet provides, but when hackers hijacked my email/ facebook/ blogger/ picasa accounts and I was unable to access anything for two weeks, I went through my withdrawals (even hopping onto Doug's Facebook account just to satiate my consuming curiosity), and then I was over it. When I could finally log back on, I was surprised to find that the siren call was very dim. What freedom! I invite you to experiment.
Anyway, I do have things to share, and I'm afraid it will join the ranks of those never-ending posts of random cuteness and little substance that induces bubbles of apathy to rise up within us, but bear with me- I may surprise us both.
Not so very long ago, my little one went down for a nap. Two hours later, I had need to tip-toe into the room to get something and upon opening the door I found this character riding a pony.

If that doesn't spell trouble to the experienced mother, then surely the state of the room would.

Seeing the pajamas, discarded diaper open on the floor, with a fresh one half-opened and wipes all around in his attempt to change into a new one, I stepped into the room when mine foot detected something cold and wet. A veritable puddle, in fact! The youngling had attempted to eradicate the yellow puddle with his pajamas. Sadly, polyester does not absorb. So, what to do but ride a horse... bare-backed?!
Warning: bile-inducing, random cuteness
Grandma Lynne and Evie rubbing noses

Hylton taking notes on what it means to be a true "baby" from his cousin Sadie so he can continue his career of life-long baby at home.

I just love the threating hand in this picture.


Ho, ho, ho!

Making Christmas cookies for Santa


Santa brought me a hubby with scruff this year. Thank you, Santa Baby!

Ugh, the cuteness is so palpable, I'm choking... egh, agh, ack...

And now for something completely different:
One of my many projects completed- in a day, no less. Why did I wait so long?!
Here is the full transformation of the front-room- thus far, at least.
Before:





A little can of Polyshades (which I love!), a little bit of faux painting, and of course (my staple) some black spray-paint, and
voila! So less gauche!
After:
And we finally got some family pictures done. I am so happy. I have a Groupon waiting for a large canvas that just needs the right picture to go on it. I think we have one in the mix here somewhere. Ma belle,
Michelle, is awesome.
This one has already been dubbed on Facebook as tryouts for the next Twilight movie.



Yes, we really took our couch to the park... And got some odd looks for it too!


One of my very favorites, but Doug says I can't commit it to canvas... I don't see why not! Look at my little baby pursing his lips...

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

What the h*** is this?? ...Ladies, watch out!

I could just eat them up!

And yet another submission for the
Ministry of Silly Walks.


My little Evany is so beautiful!

Our personal favorite and the most likely to achieve canvas status, but we still have a few more rounds of interviews...

**Honorable mention to my
Julie, who gave me the best haircut of my life and made me cute for pictures!